I guess, when you're drunk, every woman looks beautiful and every language looks (like) a Lisp :) -- Lament, #[email protected]

The wonderful and frustrating thing about understanding yourself is that nobody can do it for you. -- BetterExplained.com

Fools! Don't they know that tears are a woman's most effective weapon? -- Catwoman (The Batman TV Series, episode 83)

An interpreter raises the machine to the level of the user program; a compiler lowers the user program to the level of the machine language. -- SICP

Chance favors the prepared mind. -- Louis Pasteur

I think there’s a world market for about 5 computers. -- Thomas J. Watson, Chairman of the Board, IBM, circa 1948

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. ~John Wooden

Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it’s always your choice. ~Wayne Dyer

When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life. –John Lennon

The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success. ~Bruce Feirstein