Considering the current sad state of our computer programs, software development is clearly still a black art, and cannot yet be called an engineering discipline. -- Bill Clinton

There is one meaning [for static in C]: a global variable that is invisible outside the current scope, be it a function or a file. -- Paolo Bonzini

If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger. -- Frank Lloyd Wright

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. -- Anonymous

C++ is history repeated as tragedy. Java is history repeated as farce. -- Scott McKay

Functional programming is to algorithms as the ubiquitous little black dress is to women's fashion. -- Mark Tarver (of "The bipolar Lisp programmer" fame)

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. –Pablo Picasso

Your problem isn’t the problem. Your reaction is the problem. ~Anonymous

If you can dream it, you can achieve it. –Zig Ziglar

I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong. –Benjamin Franklin